Office-Appropriate Stickers

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. Find the perfect stickers that matches your energy level.

Why Office-Appropriate Stickers

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

Good to Know

!Still has personality—just won't get you fired
!Safe for desk display in most offices
!Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
!May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

+Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
+Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
+Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
+UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

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Perfect For

Water bottles that need to make a statement
Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
Toolboxes that tell it like it is
Hard hats that need some personality
Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?: Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?: Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
How big are the stickers?: Most range from 2-4 inches. Big enough to make a point, small enough to maintain plausible deniability. Dimensions are listed on each product page.
Can I request a custom sticker for my profession?: Absolutely. We're always expanding based on what people actually want. Email us or DM on Instagram with your ideas. If it makes us laugh, we'll probably make it.

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