Office-Appropriate Desk Plates for Window Cleaners
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work desk plates for the window cleaners in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Desk Plates for Window Cleaners
Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Equipment bags with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vehicles
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Browse Raunchy Desk PlatesFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about heights?
- Some are. The view up there is something else.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different heights, same squeegee pride.