Office-Appropriate Coasters for Dispatchers

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work coasters for the dispatchers in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Coasters for Dispatchers

Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices
  • Headset stations with style
  • Water bottles that survive 12s
  • Console area personalization

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Do you understand dispatch?
Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
Are these about difficult callers?
Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.
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