Office-Appropriate Coasters for Corporate Workers
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work coasters for the corporate workers in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Coasters for Corporate Workers
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
- Cubicle walls that feel empty
Get First Access
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
Related Professions
Ready to Push Some Boundaries?
Check out our raunchy coasters for corporate workers.
Browse Raunchy CoastersFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.