Office-Appropriate Calendars for Vet Techs

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the vet techs in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Vet Techs

Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Scrub tops covered in fur
  • Water bottles that survive the day
  • Clinic lockers with personality

Get First Access

Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Do you understand vet med?
Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
Are these about difficult pet owners?
Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.
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