Office-Appropriate Calendars for Search and Rescue

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the search and rescue in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Search and Rescue

SAR is a special breed. Volunteer hours, brutal conditions, and outcomes that range from miraculous to heartbreaking. You do it anyway because someone has to.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Packs and gear bags
  • Water bottles for the field
  • Vehicles with personality

Get First Access

SAR stickers in the works. Get on the list.

Related Professions

EMTsParamedicsFirefighters

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Do you cover different SAR disciplines?
Mountain, wilderness, water, K9 - we're building collections for all of them.
Are these about unprepared hikers?
Some are. Cotton kills, and so does overconfidence.
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