Office-Appropriate Calendars for Professors

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the professors in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Professors

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures

Get First Access

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Related Professions

TeachersSchool AdministratorsDevelopers

Other Office-Appropriate Products for Professors

StickersMugsDesk PlatesMousepadsPostersCoastersTote Bags

Ready to Push Some Boundaries?

Check out our raunchy calendars for professors.

Browse Raunchy Calendars

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
← All Office-Appropriate CalendarsSafe for WorkHome