Office-Appropriate Calendars for Postal Workers

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the postal workers in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Postal Workers

Postal work is public service with physical demands. You're trusted with important mail and expected to perform in any conditions. These stickers honor the dedication.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Mail bags with personality
  • Water bottles on route
  • Personal gear with attitude

Get First Access

Postal worker stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about dogs?
Some are. Every carrier has dog stories.
Do you cover different postal roles?
Carriers, clerks, mail handlers - building collections.