Office-Appropriate Calendars for Pilots
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the pilots in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Pilots
Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Flight bags with personality
- Water bottles in the cockpit
- Crew room decor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about delays?
- Some are. We know it's not your fault.
- Do you cover different aircraft?
- Commercial, private, cargo - building content.