Office-Appropriate Calendars for Photographers

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the photographers in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Photographers

Photography is art that everyone thinks they can do with their phone. You see light differently and carry 40 pounds of gear to prove it.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Camera bags with personality
  • Water bottles on shoots
  • Studio decor

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different photography types?
Wedding, portrait, commercial - building content.