Office-Appropriate Calendars for Phlebotomists
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the phlebotomists in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
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Browse Raunchy CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.