Office-Appropriate Calendars for Fulfillment Workers

All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the fulfillment workers in your life.

Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Fulfillment Workers

Fulfillment work is the engine of e-commerce. You're measured constantly and expected to perform like machines. These stickers honor the human behind the metrics.

Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.

Good to Know

  • !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
  • !Safe for desk display in most offices
  • !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
  • !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Locker room personality
  • Safety vests with flair

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about the algorithms?
Some reference the tracking. We know what it's like.
Do you cover different roles?
Pick, pack, stow, ship - building content for all.
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