Raunchy Stickers for Car Salespeople
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy stickers for the car salespeople in your life.
Why Raunchy Stickers for Car Salespeople
Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles on the lot
- Personal items with flair
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Browse Office-Appropriate StickersFrequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these about tire kickers?
- Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
- Do you cover different brands?
- Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.