Raunchy Posters for Retail Workers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy posters for the retail workers in your life.
Why Raunchy Posters for Retail Workers
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
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Browse Office-Appropriate PostersFrequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.