Raunchy Mugs for Vet Assistants

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mugs for the vet assistants in your life.

Why Raunchy Mugs for Vet Assistants

Vet assisting is hands-on animal care at its most real. You see everything and support the whole team through it.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves
  • Scrubs with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Locker decor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Are these about difficult animals?
Some are. Fractious cats get their section.
Do you cover different clinic types?
GP, emergency, specialty - building content.