Raunchy Mugs for Corrections Officers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mugs for the corrections officers in your life.
Why Raunchy Mugs for Corrections Officers
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
- Break room entertainment
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Browse Office-Appropriate MugsFrequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.