Raunchy Mousepads for Yoga Instructors

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the yoga instructors in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Yoga Instructors

Yoga instruction is spiritual practice meets business reality. You hold space for others while navigating your own journey.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Yoga bags with personality
  • Water bottles at class
  • Studio decor

Get First Access

Yoga instructor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these spiritual or silly?
Both. You can have a sense of humor and namaste.
Do you cover different yoga styles?
Vinyasa, hot, restorative - building content.
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