Raunchy Mousepads for Dog Groomers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the dog groomers in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Dog Groomers
Dog grooming is animal handling meets artistry meets customer service. You transform dogs while managing their anxiety and their owners.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Grooming aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool stations
Get First Access
Dog groomer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about difficult dogs?
- Some are. Doodles get mentioned.
- Do you cover different grooming types?
- Breed cuts, creative, mobile - building content.