Raunchy Mousepads for Corporate Workers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the corporate workers in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Corporate Workers

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office
  • Cubicle walls that feel empty

Get First Access

Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.

Related Professions

Work From HomeHR ProfessionalsManagers

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
Will my coworkers judge me?
The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
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