Raunchy Mousepads for Bartenders

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the bartenders in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Bartenders

Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Water bottles behind the bar
  • Phone cases with attitude
  • Lockers in back

Get First Access

Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about bad customers?
Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
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