Funny Stickers for Machinists
You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing.
Why We Get It
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
- Gifts for machining grads
- Shop walls with attitude
- Personal gear and vehicles
Sticker Vibes
- Tolerance humor
- Chip management sarcasm
- Engineer drawing frustration
- Precision pride
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
- Are these shop-safe?
- Most are. Some are break-room only.
- Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
- Please do. Machinists have great inside jokes.