Funny Stickers for Carpenters

You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works.

Why We Get It

Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Gifts for carpenters
  • Tool boxes
  • Personal gear

Sticker Vibes

  • Measure twice humor
  • Wood working pride
  • Client expectation sarcasm
  • Carpenter solidarity

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Carpenter stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about measurements?
Some are. Precision matters.
Do you cover different carpentry types?
Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
Are these site appropriate?
Most are. Some are shop-only.
Can woodworkers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Wood craft solidarity.