Funny Tote Bags for Vet Techs
You're a nurse, lab tech, anesthesiologist, and grief counselor - but for patients who bite. And their owners who are sometimes worse.
Why We Get It
Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Scrub tops covered in fur
- Water bottles that survive the day
- Clinic lockers with personality
- Gifts for vet tech grads
- Badge reels that spark joy
- Personal gear and bags
Tote Bags for Vet Techs Coming Soon
Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand vet med?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
- Are these about difficult pet owners?
- Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.
- Do you have species-specific stickers?
- We're building collections for small animal, large animal, exotic, and emergency. Let us know your specialty.
- Is there anything about compassion fatigue?
- We address the hard parts of vet med with humor that heals, not dismisses.