Funny Tote Bags for Uber/Lyft Drivers

You drive strangers around your city, deal with drunk passengers and wrong pins, and somehow maintain a 4.9 rating.

Why We Get It

Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

Tote Bags Features

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles for driving
  • Personal items
  • Gifts for drivers
  • Phone mounts
  • Break time entertainment

Tote Bags for Uber/Lyft Drivers Coming Soon

Rideshare driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about ratings?
Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.
Do you cover both platforms?
Universal rideshare humor. All drivers relate.
Are these car appropriate?
Personal expression in your personal car.
Can taxi drivers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Driver solidarity.