Funny Tote Bags for Plumbers

You deal with what nobody else wants to touch. Fix emergencies at 2am. And somehow maintain your dignity while crawling under houses.

Why We Get It

Plumbing is essential and gross and skilled all at once. You're the heroes people call when things go terribly wrong. These stickers honor the pipe life.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

Tote Bags Features

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Service trucks with personality
  • Toolboxes that need flair
  • Water bottles (ironic)
  • Gifts for apprentice grads
  • Hard hats on site
  • Shop walls with attitude

Tote Bags for Plumbers Coming Soon

Plumber stickers in the works. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about gross stuff?
Some are. It's part of the job and we address it with humor.
Do you have commercial vs residential?
Building collections for both. Different challenges, same skills.
Are these union-friendly?
Pro-worker all the way. Nothing anti-union.
Can I request specific fixture jokes?
Yes. The more specific the better.