Funny Posters for Carpenters
You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works.
Why We Get It
Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
Posters Features
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Tool belts with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work trucks
- Gifts for carpenters
- Tool boxes
- Personal gear
Posters for Carpenters Coming Soon
Carpenter stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about measurements?
- Some are. Precision matters.
- Do you cover different carpentry types?
- Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
- Are these site appropriate?
- Most are. Some are shop-only.
- Can woodworkers enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Wood craft solidarity.