Funny Mousepads for Corrections Officers
You work where no one wants to be. Keep order in chaos. And deal with situations the public pretends don't exist.
Why We Get It
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
Mousepads Features
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
- Break room entertainment
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear and bags
- Vehicles with attitude
Mousepads for Corrections Officers Coming Soon
Corrections stickers coming soon. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.
- Do you cover jails and prisons?
- Yes. Different environments, similar challenges.
- Are these appropriate to wear at work?
- Some are, some are off-duty only. We label them.