Funny Desk Plates for EMTs
You run toward chaos, make split-second decisions, and somehow maintain your sense of humor. That takes a special kind of person.
Why We Get It
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
- Gear bags with attitude
- Gifts for EMT school graduates
- Station lockers
- Trauma shears cases
Desk Plates for EMTs Coming Soon
EMT sticker collection in the works. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.
- Do you have BLS vs ALS jokes?
- We've got humor for both. No gatekeeping here.
- Can I suggest sticker ideas?
- Please do. We want real EMT humor, not Hollywood versions.