Funny Coasters for Sales Reps
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you.
Why We Get It
Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
Coasters Features
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for sales teams
- Car dashboards
- Personal gear
Coasters for Sales Reps Coming Soon
Sales rep stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about rejection?
- Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
- Do you cover different industries?
- SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
- Are these manager-visible?
- Some are, some are team-only.
- Can SDRs enjoy these?
- Especially SDRs. The cold call life needs humor.