Funny Calendars for Pool Cleaners
You keep pools crystal clear, deal with neglected green messes, and somehow explain why 'just add chlorine' isn't the answer.
Why We Get It
Pool cleaning is chemistry meets customer service. You turn swamp water into swimming pools and handle owners who don't maintain anything.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work trucks with personality
- Water bottles on routes
- Equipment storage
- Gifts for pool techs
- Personal gear
- Break time entertainment
Calendars for Pool Cleaners Coming Soon
Pool cleaner stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about green pools?
- Some are. The rescue jobs deserve recognition.
- Do you cover service and repair?
- Both. Different skills, same pool life.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are tech-only.
- Can pool store staff enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Pool industry solidarity.