Funny Calendars for Painters
You transform spaces with color, spend hours cutting in perfect lines, and somehow stay calm when clients change their minds.
Why We Get It
Painting is precision work that looks easy until you try it. You create clean lines and handle customers who can't decide on colors.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work clothes with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vans
- Gifts for painters
- Tool storage
- Personal gear
Calendars for Painters Coming Soon
Painter stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about color changes?
- Some are. The mid-job change gets mentioned.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different scales, same precision.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are crew-only.
- Can interior and exterior painters both enjoy?
- Absolutely. All painters welcome.