Funny Calendars for Nannies

You raise other people's children, navigate parent expectations, and somehow maintain professional boundaries while becoming family.

Why We Get It

Nanny work is intimate professional care. You love kids who aren't yours and navigate complex family dynamics daily.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Diaper bags with personality
  • Water bottles at the park
  • Personal gear
  • Gifts for nannies
  • Car setups
  • Break time entertainment

Calendars for Nannies Coming Soon

Nanny stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about parents?
Some reference the nanny-parent dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different age groups?
Infants, toddlers, school-age - building content.
Are these family appropriate?
Some are, some are nanny-network-only.
Can au pairs enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Childcare professional solidarity.