Funny Calendars for General Labor

You do the work that makes every other trade possible. Carry the heavy stuff. Clean up after everyone. And somehow still beat the foreman to the site.

Why We Get It

General labor is the hardest work on any site and gets the least recognition. You're essential to every project but rarely get the credit. These stickers see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Hard hats with personality
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Coolers on the site
  • Gifts for new laborers
  • Personal gear and tools
  • Work vehicles

Calendars for General Labor Coming Soon

General labor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about being entry-level?
No. These are about the real work laborers do, not entry-level jokes.
Are these hard hat safe?
Yes. Built to survive site conditions.
Do you cover different types of labor?
Building collections for different site specialties.
Can foremen enjoy these too?
We have separate collections but there's overlap in the humor.