Funny Calendars for Dog Walkers
You walk dogs in every weather, manage packs of different personalities, and somehow keep track of which dog goes to which house.
Why We Get It
Dog walking is outdoor work meets animal management. You're responsible for beloved pets in unpredictable conditions.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Walking bags with personality
- Water bottles on routes
- Car decor
- Gifts for dog walkers
- Personal gear
- Weather protection items
Calendars for Dog Walkers Coming Soon
Dog walker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad weather?
- Some are. Rain or shine is real.
- Do you cover solo and pack walking?
- Both. Different styles, same dedication.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are walker-only.
- Can gig walkers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. All dog walkers welcome.