Funny Calendars for Delivery Drivers
You find houses with no numbers, deliver to people who aren't home, and somehow meet stop counts that keep increasing.
Why We Get It
Delivery driving is racing against time while people watch you on their doorbell cameras. You're the final link in the chain. These stickers honor that hustle.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Van dashboards with personality
- Water bottles on route
- Personal gear with attitude
- Gifts for drivers
- Phone cases and mounts
- Break room lockers
Calendars for Delivery Drivers Coming Soon
Delivery driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you cover different delivery types?
- Package, food, grocery - building collections for all.
- Are these about bad delivery instructions?
- Some are. The 'leave at back door' with no gate access gets mentioned.
- Are these company-specific?
- No specific company content. Universal delivery humor.
- Can gig workers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. All delivery drivers welcome.