Funny Calendars for Chefs
You create art under pressure, lead a kitchen through chaos, and somehow stay creative while everything is literally on fire.
Why We Get It
Chef life is controlled chaos. You're an artist, a leader, and a masochist who chose to work when everyone else is celebrating.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Chef coats with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
- Locker decor
- Gifts for chefs
- Home kitchen setups
- Personal gear
Calendars for Chefs Coming Soon
Chef stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about kitchen stress?
- Some are. We know the pressure.
- Do you cover different kitchen types?
- Fine dining, casual, fast-paced - building content.
- Are these kitchen appropriate?
- Some are, some are locker room only.
- Can sous chefs enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Kitchen team solidarity.