Funny Calendars for 911 Operators
You answer when people are at their worst. Stay calm when they can't. And somehow manage to get the information that saves lives.
Why We Get It
911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Console areas with personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
- Headset hooks with style
- Gifts for telecom graduates
- Break room lockers
- Personal gear and bags
Calendars for 911 Operators Coming Soon
911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
- Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
- Do you address the mental health aspect?
- We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.
- Is there overlap with dispatcher stickers?
- Some overlap, but we recognize call-taking and dispatching can be separate roles.
- Can I suggest specific call scenarios?
- Please do. We want real stories turned into humor.