Work Anniversary Gifts Desk Plates for Private Investigators
Another year of not quitting. That deserves more than a LinkedIn notification. The perfect desk plates for the private investigators in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Private Investigators
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Work Anniversary Gifts
Work anniversaries are weird. On one hand, staying somewhere for 5, 10, or 20 years is genuinely impressive. On the other hand, corporate usually 'celebrates' with an auto-generated email and maybe a branded pen. Your coworker deserves better. They've survived layoff scares, desk moves, at least three different org charts, and that one terrible manager everyone pretends didn't exist. Honor the endurance.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Gift Ideas
- +A '5 Years of Surviving This Place' trophy
- +A timeline of all the company changes they've outlasted
- +Premium comfort items for their thousandth day at that desk
- +A 'Congrats on Not Quitting' certificate
- +Something way better than what HR was going to give them
Perfect For
- The loyal lifer who's seen it all
- The coworker hitting a milestone year
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What work anniversaries should I acknowledge?
- The big ones: 1 year (they made it!), 5 years (they're committed), 10+ years (they're basically furniture). Everything in between is optional unless you really like the person.
- Isn't this HR's job?
- Technically yes, but HR is going to send a form email and maybe a $25 gift card. You can actually make it meaningful—or at least funny enough to be memorable.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.