Thank You Gifts Calendars for Butchers
They saved your ass. A 'thanks!' message isn't going to cut it. The perfect calendars for the butchers in your life.
Why Calendars for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Thank You Gifts
At some point, someone at work went above and beyond for you. Maybe they covered your shift, talked you off a ledge before a big presentation, or quietly fixed your mistake before anyone noticed. Email thank-yous are nice. Slack reactions are fine. But a real gift says 'I noticed what you did and I'm not going to forget it.' In a workplace full of people just trying to survive, genuine appreciation stands out.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'You Saved My Ass' award
- +Premium treats for their snack drawer
- +Something that makes their desk life better
- +A heartfelt card with a gift card inside (because feelings AND money)
- +A custom piece that references the specific chaos they helped you through
Perfect For
- The coworker who covered for you
- The mentor who gave you real advice
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it weird to give a random thank you gift?
- Not at all—it's actually refreshing. People rarely get recognized for the small stuff that keeps everything from falling apart. Random appreciation hits different.
- How do I thank someone without it being awkward?
- Keep it simple and specific. 'Hey, I got you this because you really helped me with [specific thing].' Don't make a huge production out of it unless they're into that.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.