Promotion Gifts Stickers for Surgeons
They played the game. They won. Now roast them appropriately. The perfect stickers for the surgeons in your life.
Why Stickers for Surgeons
Surgery is high stakes with zero room for error. The pressure is immense, the hours are brutal, and the responsibility is absolute. These stickers honor that intensity.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
About Promotion Gifts
Getting promoted is basically corporate natural selection. Your coworker clawed their way through performance reviews, navigated office politics, and somehow convinced leadership they're management material. Whether they earned it through pure talent or strategic lunch meetings, a promotion deserves recognition. Preferably something that reminds them where they came from before they start scheduling unnecessary check-ins.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Gift Ideas
- +A tiny throne for their desk
- +A 'New Title, Same Chaos' desk plate
- +Premium coffee because they can afford it now
- +A guide to pretending you know what you're doing
- +A stress ball shaped like their new responsibilities
Perfect For
- The coworker who finally got recognized
- The friend who's now technically your boss
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Surgical caps that need flair
- Water bottles in the OR
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it weird to give a gift for a promotion?
- Not at all. They just leveled up in the corporate RPG. A small gift says 'I see you' without being weird about it. Just don't go overboard—you're congratulating them, not proposing.
- What if my coworker got promoted over me?
- Ouch. If you're genuinely happy for them, a thoughtful gift is classy as hell. If you're seething with rage? Maybe just sign the group card and work on your LinkedIn profile.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Are these about the surgeon stereotype?
- Some play with it. Self-aware surgeons will appreciate them.