Promotion Gifts Desk Plates for Bartenders
They played the game. They won. Now roast them appropriately. The perfect desk plates for the bartenders in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Bartenders
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Promotion Gifts
Getting promoted is basically corporate natural selection. Your coworker clawed their way through performance reviews, navigated office politics, and somehow convinced leadership they're management material. Whether they earned it through pure talent or strategic lunch meetings, a promotion deserves recognition. Preferably something that reminds them where they came from before they start scheduling unnecessary check-ins.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Gift Ideas
- +A tiny throne for their desk
- +A 'New Title, Same Chaos' desk plate
- +Premium coffee because they can afford it now
- +A guide to pretending you know what you're doing
- +A stress ball shaped like their new responsibilities
Perfect For
- The coworker who finally got recognized
- The friend who's now technically your boss
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
Get First Access
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Occasions for Bartenders
Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it weird to give a gift for a promotion?
- Not at all. They just leveled up in the corporate RPG. A small gift says 'I see you' without being weird about it. Just don't go overboard—you're congratulating them, not proposing.
- What if my coworker got promoted over me?
- Ouch. If you're genuinely happy for them, a thoughtful gift is classy as hell. If you're seething with rage? Maybe just sign the group card and work on your LinkedIn profile.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.