Promotion Gifts Coasters for CNAs
They played the game. They won. Now roast them appropriately. The perfect coasters for the cnas in your life.
Why Coasters for CNAs
CNAs are the backbone of healthcare and somehow the most overlooked. You handle the hardest parts of patient care with less recognition than you deserve. These stickers are for you.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Promotion Gifts
Getting promoted is basically corporate natural selection. Your coworker clawed their way through performance reviews, navigated office politics, and somehow convinced leadership they're management material. Whether they earned it through pure talent or strategic lunch meetings, a promotion deserves recognition. Preferably something that reminds them where they came from before they start scheduling unnecessary check-ins.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Gift Ideas
- +A tiny throne for their desk
- +A 'New Title, Same Chaos' desk plate
- +Premium coffee because they can afford it now
- +A guide to pretending you know what you're doing
- +A stress ball shaped like their new responsibilities
Perfect For
- The coworker who finally got recognized
- The friend who's now technically your boss
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Scrub pockets that need flair
- Badge reels with attitude
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it weird to give a gift for a promotion?
- Not at all. They just leveled up in the corporate RPG. A small gift says 'I see you' without being weird about it. Just don't go overboard—you're congratulating them, not proposing.
- What if my coworker got promoted over me?
- Ouch. If you're genuinely happy for them, a thoughtful gift is classy as hell. If you're seething with rage? Maybe just sign the group card and work on your LinkedIn profile.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do you understand what CNAs actually do?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just' anything. You're the ones doing the hands-on care that matters.