Promotion Gifts Calendars for Dental Hygienists
They played the game. They won. Now roast them appropriately. The perfect calendars for the dental hygienists in your life.
Why Calendars for Dental Hygienists
Dental hygiene is healthcare meets patient education meets endurance sport. You spend your days in mouths, keeping people healthy.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Promotion Gifts
Getting promoted is basically corporate natural selection. Your coworker clawed their way through performance reviews, navigated office politics, and somehow convinced leadership they're management material. Whether they earned it through pure talent or strategic lunch meetings, a promotion deserves recognition. Preferably something that reminds them where they came from before they start scheduling unnecessary check-ins.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A tiny throne for their desk
- +A 'New Title, Same Chaos' desk plate
- +Premium coffee because they can afford it now
- +A guide to pretending you know what you're doing
- +A stress ball shaped like their new responsibilities
Perfect For
- The coworker who finally got recognized
- The friend who's now technically your boss
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Scrub tops
- Water bottles
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it weird to give a gift for a promotion?
- Not at all. They just leveled up in the corporate RPG. A small gift says 'I see you' without being weird about it. Just don't go overboard—you're congratulating them, not proposing.
- What if my coworker got promoted over me?
- Ouch. If you're genuinely happy for them, a thoughtful gift is classy as hell. If you're seething with rage? Maybe just sign the group card and work on your LinkedIn profile.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about cleaning teeth?
- Yes. Your daily grind deserves humor.