Nurses Week Gifts Calendars for Farmers
12-hour shifts. Impossible patients. They deserve more than pizza in the break room. The perfect calendars for the farmers in your life.
Why Calendars for Farmers
Farming is gambling with weather and markets. You work harder than anyone while factors beyond your control determine your success.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Nurses Week Gifts
Nurses don't just have jobs—they have callings that involve bodily fluids, impossible hours, and the emotional labor of keeping people alive. They've held hands at 3am, dealt with patients who think WebMD is a medical degree, and somehow maintained compassion through it all. Nurses Week (May 6-12) is the bare minimum we can do to acknowledge that these humans are built different. They've earned gifts that match their energy: dark, funny, and deeply appreciative.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'I've Seen Things' badge reel
- +Compression socks that don't look like hospital issue
- +A coffee mug with their shift schedule's energy
- +Snacks that survive a 12-hour shift
- +Something that makes them laugh between chaos
Perfect For
- The nurse friend who's always exhausted
- Healthcare workers in your life
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Tractor cabs with personality
- Water bottles in the field
Get First Access
Farmer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- When is Nurses Week?
- May 6-12 every year, ending on Florence Nightingale's birthday. Put it in your calendar now because these people work too hard for you to forget.
- What do nurses actually want for Nurses Week?
- Real talk: adequate staffing and better pay. But in terms of gifts, anything that acknowledges what they deal with, makes their shift easier, or gives them a genuine laugh.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about weather?
- Some are. Mother Nature has opinions.