New Job Gifts Posters for Gym Staff
Fresh start. New badge. Same existential dread but in a different building. The perfect posters for the gym staff in your life.
Why Posters for Gym Staff
Gym staff see everything - the good, the bad, and the sweaty. You keep the place running while witnessing gym fails daily.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
About New Job Gifts
Starting a new job is equal parts exciting and terrifying. They've got new names to remember, a new coffee machine to figure out, and approximately 47 logins to set up. While everyone else is giving them generic 'good luck!' vibes, you can give them something that acknowledges the beautiful disaster of week one. Because nothing says 'I believe in you' like a gift that also says 'this is going to be chaos.'
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Gift Ideas
- +A survival kit for corporate onboarding
- +A notebook labeled 'Things No One Will Tell Me'
- +Premium snacks for inevitable desk lunches
- +A 'New Job Who Dis' coffee mug
- +A tiny plant that's hard to kill (like them)
Perfect For
- The friend starting fresh somewhere new
- The recent grad entering the workforce
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Staff shirts with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- When should I give a new job gift?
- Before their first day or during week one. After that, the 'new job' energy fades and it gets weird. Strike while the anxiety is fresh.
- What's a good new job gift under $25?
- Anything that makes their desk feel less sterile or gets them through afternoon slumps. Think: quality snacks, a funny mug, or a desk toy that won't get them fired.
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Are these about gym fails?
- Some are. We've seen things.