New Job Gifts Mugs for Judges
Fresh start. New badge. Same existential dread but in a different building. The perfect mugs for the judges in your life.
Why Mugs for Judges
Judges carry immense responsibility while dealing with the legal profession's worst habits. The robe comes with pressure few understand.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
About New Job Gifts
Starting a new job is equal parts exciting and terrifying. They've got new names to remember, a new coffee machine to figure out, and approximately 47 logins to set up. While everyone else is giving them generic 'good luck!' vibes, you can give them something that acknowledges the beautiful disaster of week one. Because nothing says 'I believe in you' like a gift that also says 'this is going to be chaos.'
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Gift Ideas
- +A survival kit for corporate onboarding
- +A notebook labeled 'Things No One Will Tell Me'
- +Premium snacks for inevitable desk lunches
- +A 'New Job Who Dis' coffee mug
- +A tiny plant that's hard to kill (like them)
Perfect For
- The friend starting fresh somewhere new
- The recent grad entering the workforce
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Chambers decor with personality
- Water bottles at the bench
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Frequently Asked Questions
- When should I give a new job gift?
- Before their first day or during week one. After that, the 'new job' energy fades and it gets weird. Strike while the anxiety is fresh.
- What's a good new job gift under $25?
- Anything that makes their desk feel less sterile or gets them through afternoon slumps. Think: quality snacks, a funny mug, or a desk toy that won't get them fired.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- Are these about attorneys?
- Some reference attorney behavior. All in good fun.