Farewell Gifts Tote Bags for Auditors
They're leaving. You're jealous. Make sure they remember you fondly. The perfect tote bags for the auditors in your life.
Why Tote Bags for Auditors
Auditing means being the necessary evil. You protect organizations by finding their weaknesses, and nobody thanks you for it.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
About Farewell Gifts
When a coworker leaves, it's bittersweet. You're losing someone who understood the specific brand of dysfunction at your workplace, but you're also watching them escape. A farewell gift should capture that weird mix of 'we'll miss you' and 'take us with you.' Whether they're moving to something better or just moving on, they deserve a sendoff that's more memorable than a sheet cake and awkward standing around in the kitchen.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Gift Ideas
- +A mock 'Exit Interview' that's actually roasts
- +A survival kit for wherever they're going next
- +A photo book of workplace chaos they survived
- +A 'Certificate of Release' from corporate purgatory
- +Something that guarantees they won't forget you
Perfect For
- The coworker moving to a new company
- The teammate relocating to another city
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on site
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How much should a farewell gift cost?
- Depends on the relationship. Casual coworker? $15-25 or chip in for a group gift. Actual friend you'll miss? $30-50. Mentor who changed your career? Whatever it takes.
- What if I'm happy they're leaving?
- Keep that to yourself and sign the card politely. Or skip the gift entirely—no one's keeping track. Save your gift budget for people you actually like.
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- Are these about being unwelcome?
- Some reference the auditor experience. All in good fun.