Farewell Gifts Posters for Butchers
They're leaving. You're jealous. Make sure they remember you fondly. The perfect posters for the butchers in your life.
Why Posters for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
About Farewell Gifts
When a coworker leaves, it's bittersweet. You're losing someone who understood the specific brand of dysfunction at your workplace, but you're also watching them escape. A farewell gift should capture that weird mix of 'we'll miss you' and 'take us with you.' Whether they're moving to something better or just moving on, they deserve a sendoff that's more memorable than a sheet cake and awkward standing around in the kitchen.
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Gift Ideas
- +A mock 'Exit Interview' that's actually roasts
- +A survival kit for wherever they're going next
- +A photo book of workplace chaos they survived
- +A 'Certificate of Release' from corporate purgatory
- +Something that guarantees they won't forget you
Perfect For
- The coworker moving to a new company
- The teammate relocating to another city
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How much should a farewell gift cost?
- Depends on the relationship. Casual coworker? $15-25 or chip in for a group gift. Actual friend you'll miss? $30-50. Mentor who changed your career? Whatever it takes.
- What if I'm happy they're leaving?
- Keep that to yourself and sign the card politely. Or skip the gift entirely—no one's keeping track. Save your gift budget for people you actually like.
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.