Farewell Gifts Mugs for Retail Workers
They're leaving. You're jealous. Make sure they remember you fondly. The perfect mugs for the retail workers in your life.
Why Mugs for Retail Workers
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
About Farewell Gifts
When a coworker leaves, it's bittersweet. You're losing someone who understood the specific brand of dysfunction at your workplace, but you're also watching them escape. A farewell gift should capture that weird mix of 'we'll miss you' and 'take us with you.' Whether they're moving to something better or just moving on, they deserve a sendoff that's more memorable than a sheet cake and awkward standing around in the kitchen.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Gift Ideas
- +A mock 'Exit Interview' that's actually roasts
- +A survival kit for wherever they're going next
- +A photo book of workplace chaos they survived
- +A 'Certificate of Release' from corporate purgatory
- +Something that guarantees they won't forget you
Perfect For
- The coworker moving to a new company
- The teammate relocating to another city
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How much should a farewell gift cost?
- Depends on the relationship. Casual coworker? $15-25 or chip in for a group gift. Actual friend you'll miss? $30-50. Mentor who changed your career? Whatever it takes.
- What if I'm happy they're leaving?
- Keep that to yourself and sign the card politely. Or skip the gift entirely—no one's keeping track. Save your gift budget for people you actually like.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.