Farewell Gifts Desk Plates for Private Investigators
They're leaving. You're jealous. Make sure they remember you fondly. The perfect desk plates for the private investigators in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Private Investigators
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Farewell Gifts
When a coworker leaves, it's bittersweet. You're losing someone who understood the specific brand of dysfunction at your workplace, but you're also watching them escape. A farewell gift should capture that weird mix of 'we'll miss you' and 'take us with you.' Whether they're moving to something better or just moving on, they deserve a sendoff that's more memorable than a sheet cake and awkward standing around in the kitchen.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Gift Ideas
- +A mock 'Exit Interview' that's actually roasts
- +A survival kit for wherever they're going next
- +A photo book of workplace chaos they survived
- +A 'Certificate of Release' from corporate purgatory
- +Something that guarantees they won't forget you
Perfect For
- The coworker moving to a new company
- The teammate relocating to another city
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How much should a farewell gift cost?
- Depends on the relationship. Casual coworker? $15-25 or chip in for a group gift. Actual friend you'll miss? $30-50. Mentor who changed your career? Whatever it takes.
- What if I'm happy they're leaving?
- Keep that to yourself and sign the card politely. Or skip the gift entirely—no one's keeping track. Save your gift budget for people you actually like.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.